magerleagues.com

Here is the original magerleagues.com shoutout archive which was abandoned on March 25, 2004. The new shoutout directory will definitely include some of these people.

doug mager (mager leagues sr.) - my dad gets the first shoutout, cuz he shaped me. my dad is my biggest role model in the world, and i love him a lot. my dad taught me all i need to know about life. he is holding down the fort in downingtown until i get back. love ya dad (added 9/15/03)

pam dibona (pammy d) - wow, what can i say about miss dibona? well i cant forget to mention BABY WIPES! hahahaha. pammy d is probably the worst basketball player in downingtown but that doesnt make me stop loving her. pam said yes when i asked her to senior prom, which was cool. pammy d > *

katie shute (shutie pie) - katie shute is very very hot. just ask andrew litts. katie and pam are the original MLBS, they were the first girls to warrant that label. kaite enjoys doing pretty much nothing. she is holding a brush in that picture. if you wanna see more pics of shutie pie, send me an IM :)(added 9/16/03)

Robert (Will) Caverly (Cocomaan) - will is the most elite person i know. his knowledge is unmeasureable. will will one day own the earth. a fellow whitford employee, cocomaan enjoys pretty much anything except downingtown drama. will loves hip hop and doesnt care if anybody criticizes him. put your hoody up coco! will is also an honorary trombone player, and he knows the meaning of the number 1. to make a long story short… coco is l33t (added 9/16/03)

brownie (little brown dog) - pretty much the best dog ever. she responds to phrases like, “you stinkin dog”, “go see andy”, and basically, she is the best dog in the world. i miss her a lot. (added 9/18/03)

kristen smith - the best bartender in chester county, kristen loves to party. this girl knows how to have a good time. she loves hangin out with me and my dad at buca. you can find kristen behind the bar at winners circle sports bar in exton, pa, or partying somewhere in west chester. this picture is from the manchester united game at lincoln financial field. (added 9/24/03)

marianne neal (my mom) - my mom is the strongest woman i know. basically, shes my best friend. currently, my mom lives in Mesa, ARIZONA! she loves it there, but she wont invite me there to visit. hah, just kidding, i cant wait to visit my mom. (added 9/19/03)

elizabeth lovelace (lizzy) - yes, her real last name is lovelace. i assume her ancestors loved lace. lizzy is so sexy. a west chester university graduate (i think), lizzy enjoys ummm drinking? i dont know much about lizzy except that she is always smiling. lizzy will cheer you up no matter what. along with lizzy comes a surprise every time. she bought me a beta fish for my dorm room before i left. she also surprised my dad with a giant balloon elmo (pictures on her head). to summarize, lizzy is great. (added 9/19/03)

raymond longobardi (crazy ray, the l33test one) - my best friend that i never met. ray originates from colts neck, new jersey. crazy ray is probably one of the smartest people i have ever met. he can talk about anything and give great advice. although he hates on ANY new release, he still gets a shoutout. even thought he messes with WCR and a fool named mst, raymond still gets love from mager leagues. ray goes to villanova studying history with a minor in business. ray is normally a prot�g�of mager leagues, but currently he is focused on a beautiful girl named kate. holla at ray (added 9/21/03)

tracy thatcher - trace is the best. theres no better way to describe her. she will always be there for you in any situation. tracy loves to hang out with me and my dad at appetites or buca. tracy is currently a resident of the lovely town of newtown square, pa. tracy would much rather live south of the mason dixon line, cuz shes a southern girl. i love trace. (added 9/24/03)

kim mallon - kim gets a shoutout cuz shes great. she will say “good morning sunshine” to me even if shes havin a bad day. you can always count on kim to eat an omlette with you at deitrick on mon, wed, or friday. kim resides in west aj, right across the field from me. you would never guess that kim graduated from bishop shanahan, cuz she is so nice. (added 9/24/03)

joanna swift - joanna is awesome. she is like a celebrtiy to me for some reason. this girl captured my heart from day one, i dunno what im gonna do without her next year when she leaves school. she has a music technology degree and she is probably gonna move to manhattan after school lets out i will definetly miss joanna swift so much. i never thought i could meet someone as diverse as her. joanna might be the coolest girl i wish i knew. (changed 11/23/03)

virginia presley (VA) - virginia is the sweetest girl in blacksburg, her heart is bigger than her suite in new res east. virginia is my rank captain in the MVs. twenty seven baby virginia is from the great state of west virginia. she brightens up my day at 5:00 PM every weekday. VA is a true friend, especially when someone pisses me off, cuz shes got my back. Virginia is a biology major and is always doing lab work. VA loves a mager league massage too. Im glad i met virginia, hopefully we will keep in touch after she graduates. (added 9/29/03)

matt yates (YATES) - yates is probably my best friend. ive probably never called this kid by his first name. ever since back in the day, when we used to make fun of people with funny religions, me and yates have shared many laughs. from 9th grade shop class all the way up to whitford, me and yates have had great times. yates goes to slippery rock university. its good to know that i have a friend that i can call anytime to help me resolve any problem. when me and yates are in downingtown, you can either find us at whitford, or at d&d billiards holding it down with mickey. yates will be a successful adult. (added 9/29/03)

todd mecaughey - todd was the first person to say “mager leagues”. todd is always down for a good time. he loves to chill with me and yates at the pool hall. todd is a drexel music industry major. todd’s favorite band is the beatles (added 10/07/03)
cliff feiring - another jersey boy, cliff is a model pritchardite. he loves to party, even on monday and tuesday nights. cliff lives on the 3rd floor of pritchard hall here at tech. cliff had a bad experience with a “rake” with a girl named dirty jen, yuck. if you wanna know the details, ask him; or the nurse at schiffert health center. happy birthday cliff, october 15th! (added 10/15/03)

alicia wolfe (a-lish-a) “lish”, snow angel - alicia is a another whitford employee, and her quote is “the cuter the smile, the better the tip”. alicia is always fun to hang out with, cuz she has funny stuff to say. she comfirms all theories about girls with blond hair just kiddin. alicia is a sophmore art major at kutztown university. alicia is a great friend cuz she will pretty much do anything, whether its go to a movie or just hang out in the park. alicia will be a succesfull woman cuz she has charm and she is very smart. she will never get into trouble cuz she can think on her feet. i love lish (added 10/15/03)

sarah creasy (tinkle toes, heh dont ask) - creasy is that girl that makes you smile if youre havin a bad day. when she says “whats up boy”, i cant avoid smiling. sarah’s ass is like WHOA. in this photo, sarah is proudly reppin her sisters with that three letter acronym that is synonymous with The Superstation. creasy plays horn in the MVs, shes also loves a mager league backrub (added 10/20/03)

aly edwards - one of the sweetest girls in downingtown, aly will kick your ass if you mess with her. she is a varsity soccer and lacrosse player at east. aly gave me one of the best presents i have ever gotten. she made me a box with all the stuff i need for school. aly is a great girl and im glad i met someone like her. aly will be successful in college for sure. (added 10/20/03)

courtney kline (quartnaz) - courtney is definitely caucasian (the black and white picture hides some of this :)). courtney is that one girl that will goto any phillies game; not to see the game, but to fixate her eyes on that left fielder pat burrell. courtney also probably watched gigli 100 times to see mr. affleck. courtney is one of my favorite girls to hang out with in downingtown. she gets along well with mr. mage too. my favorite time with courtney was this past fourth of july watchin the fireworks at veterans stadium. i love that girl (added 10/26/2003)

andrew litts (litts, titts, grandpa) - litts is a great dude. when i was in high school, litts was always the second best trumpet player. ive known litts forever; we went to pasadena, washington, and orlando together. we also shared a common interest in one miss pam dibona. in fact, litts got the nickname grandpa from me and pam at the 2003 citrus bowl cuz he had to pee like 30 times. it all good though, litts is the man. litts likes the phillies too, but doesnt idolize pat burrell, instead he jumped on the jim thome bandwagon. me and litts are the only people who laugh when the words “flapjack”, “perfect”, “teetah stacatto”; “skovira”, and “oriental” are said. haha (added 10/26/03)

bill rossell - a founding partner in the Buca di Beppo Exton store, Bill is one of the coolest guys ive ever met. he is probably one of the best restaurant managers because he actually cares about the people in his restaurant. his main concern is not food costs or labor, but instead, making sure he will have returning customers. bill is the proud father of a new baby, born this summer. whenever you are in exton, stop by buca and visit bill. oh yea, carrie lynn works there too (added 11/03/03)

jon cox - probably my biggest idol in the MVs, jon is a great guy. cox gave me the nickname “shitbrick” and if someone doesnt know my real name, they know shitbrick. jon is a member of KKY, a senior accounting major too and he is awesome. 11500 is also my favorite venue in blacksburg ive only known jon a couple of months but i can say that hes a good friend of mine. i definitely look up to him. (added 11/09/03)

megan lavorgna - megan is swell. a TBS member, megan could have possibly been my first friend in blacksburg. she was my MV ami from day one. megan is a trumpet section leader, but ive never actually heard he play so it could all be a scam. megan is a senior human nutrition foods and exercise major here at tech. notice shes holding a box of crackers too, it could possibly represent her caucasianality. ever since i met megan, ive been tryin to make her my fiance, but it aint happenin. megan is super and i hope i keep in touch with her when she is in med school. (added 11/09/03)

dan macdonald (danny mac) - a junior history major here at tech, dan mac was one of my favorite people in the MVs. unfortunately, someone though he threw a water bottle at someone at the miami game, so he is not a trumpet player anymore. dan used to get the band riled up before the game started and i really miss this aspect of pre-game. i used to look forward to concert block too, cuz me and dan could talk about all the girls in band. danny mac did not forget how to party with the trumpets though. im glad dan will stick around for another year here at tech. hopefully he will be marching again next fall. danny mac has a tight crib too. (added 11/11/03)

steve miceli - one of my best friends, steve is a business administration major at penn state altonna. me and steve envisioned the best golf game called TW ball back in 8th or 9th grade. this game traveled with us all the way until our senior year of high school. me and steve have been buds since way back in the day when we used to jam out with our guitars. steve is also an active DJ, although he never capitalized on a mix cd from me. its ok i guess though. steve is one of the brightest people i know in a social setting. steve is definitely a leader and will be a very successful adult. (added 11/11/03)

lauren barnette (miss teen, barnette!) - i never though miss teen would get a shoutout, but i had to. barnette came into my life one day when she decided to look for my RA. when andreas wasnt there, she came into my room and did gymnastics on the floor (i have pictures!). barnette is from wise, va, and she was miss teen virginia in 2002. she came in 12th place in miss teen usa. she is a communications major and her dream job is to work in mass media workin for E! or somethin. i love miss teen va cuz shes a sweet girl. shes not the typical pagent girl haha. barnette lives in pedrew yates so i envy her (added 11/12/03)

paris hilton (rich girl) - me and paris go way back. we were engaged back in 98, but then i stayed at a sheraton and she dumped me. ever since then though, we have been pretty tight. i can still call paris whenever and she will drive down to blacksburg for a mager leagues backrub. paris hangs out mostly in hollywood at the hilton residence (yea she still lives at home). when shes not home doin nothin, shes shooting the simple life for FOX.
actually i just think paris is a 10, so she gets a shoutout (added 11/12/03)
wawa food market - i dont need to say much here. wawa > *
for those of your who have no clue what wawa is, its like sheetz x10 (added 11/27/03)

charlie meyer (chuck, vin diesel) - finally! this kid gets a shoutout. chuck hails from manchester, new jersey. he lives in 3028, right next door. when i first encountered chuck, i thought he resembled vin diesel, but he is a lot weaker than vin. chuck is the “number one” in our group, but he hasnt had any luck yet chuck is trying to get into the school of architecture. (added 11/27/03)
dan cooper (coop) - cooper is one of my best friends. from the days of “bim north” to tw ball, me and coop have had nothing but great times. cooper studies females at PSU berks, but will move to main campus next fall. in this photo, dan looks drunk, but i guarentee you, he is not. me and cooper can hang out and pretty much do anything, from demo days, to phillies games. cooper has a triple digit handicap on the links, though. me and coop will be friends forever probably. (added 11/27/03)

amrita grewal (bookster) - amrita is one of the most beautiful people i have ever met, inside and out. i am pretty lucky to be friends with someone as cool as her. amrita is amazing because she is 0% drama-blooded. she hates drama more than most guys, and she doesnt take anyone’s shit. she is one of my favorite girls to chill with at tech. amrita is a bio major, but physics (fizix) occupys most of her life. her clock revolves around physics. amrita lives in collegiate suites, but she is gettin a house next year! if you are ever at tech, and lookin for a fun girl to hang out with, holla at amrita (changed 12/08/03)

pat marshalek - pat is a good friend of mine. whenever pat wants to win a game of golf by over 20 shots, he calls me up. pat is a freshman at PSU main campus and he is a golfer. pat is pictured at the left at a beautiful course in Scotland. Pat is a member at whitford and we have played that course a number of times. pat and i both had to endure the homeroom annoyances of mrs. boyajin, yuck. pat also likes to go on demo day trips with me so he can practice on the range. one day, pat will be a professional golfer, and ill be his caddy (10%). (added 12/11/03)

steph albaugh (middle) - damn, i met steph in 6th grade at beaver creek. every friday finale, i would try to chill with steph, but i was too scared. now she is my favorite ohio state luckeye. steph is a sweetheart, and i am glad to be her friend. hopefully, she will come down to blacksburg one day to party. in the summer, me and steph would take random trips to philly, and sometimes we would goto primavera. steph is that girl who you can just sit and talk to about pretty much anything. steph is also one of the smartest girls i know, she will probably be famous one day. (added 12/15/03)

jason baranello - this kid may look normal, but believe me, he is very goofy. jason is a freshman poly-sci major at state college. prior to his first collegiate experience, he enjoyed a female panther’s presence. although his skin appears to be white, he is really black. he could be blacker than shaq. me and jason were fellow whitford employees during the 2003 summer golf season. jason enjoys inspectah deck and also helped out with the extremely confidential but forthcoming “scale”. jason likes all sports but gets especially aroused when the orange and white lace up their skates. jason has many fears including flying golf balls, the hammer, and obviously, commitment.
Jabar184: huge fan of andy mager (added 12/15/03)

todd botke (the immortal) - finally, he made the site. todd could be my father, i need to call my mom and find out. his striking resemblence to me and my dad is extremely horrifying. he could be an angel sent down to look after me, but im not sure. but todd is a good guy. he sold me my first car at Coley, and now he has moved his way up to middle management. my dad has been refered to as “mini-botke” in the past. mr. botke is one of my role models for sure. whenever im having a so-so day, i can go in to see botke and he will cheer me up with one of his slogans. (added 01/10/04)

mary kraszewski (mary k) - crazy girl, stay away from her, you might get arrested! just kidding, mary is great. behind all that mischeif is a really sweet girl. she is very smart, because nobody messes with her at temple. in the spring, you can find mary in the dugout of the TU baseball team, as the hottest manager the university has ever seen. in this picture, mary is holding a austin carr jersey from 1975. she didnt believe this jersey existed. she also owes me $10. mary is one of the coolest girls to hang out with in the delaware valley. i love mary k (added 01/22/04)

sean neal (left) - me and sean go way back to the early 90s. from foxtail to the “say your favorite thing when you throw the ball” game. me and sean are best friends in a way, because i can tell him just about anything, and he tells me the same. sean is a landscape design major at PSU main campus. sean is one of the brightest individuals that i have ever met. sean will be successful someday because he has an amazing supportive group of friends and family. sean cant fail in life because he knows the difference between right and wrong. (added 01/22/04)

erin marshalek (emarsh) - my favorite kappa delta. erin’s favorite drink is a vodka and tonic. even though she doesnt think so, erin is an active kappa delta, frequently helping out other chapters get their house started. erin also is the social chair of the sorority (she plans the bangin parties erin was a proud downingtown graduate in 2001. she played field hockey and lax at d-town (when it was one organization). someday, erin will own her own business and make more money than her husband. erin is focused and she will be on the cover of fortune 500 one day. then i will be famous for her first online exposure. erin is damn sexy, end of story. (changed 01/23/04)

michelle langevin - michelle is awesome. she could be one of the chillest girls i know. i love hangin out at michelle appartment, and next year i am looking forward to chillin at her house! michelle is french and she makes the best food. i remember one night she made lemon chicken and rice, and i loved it so much. she is a great girl, and she will succeed in whatever she does in life. (added 02/04/04)

jill siter - the second i saw jill siter in 7th grade, i knew she was beautiful. ever since then, i knew that her unique beauty would be blind to most people, but i saw it. jill is also a sweet girl, deep inside. she can be a bitch sometimes, but mostly, shes caring. jill goes to IUP, with all the cool kids, but she is too good for that school. jilly is undeclared now, but she will be some kind of doctor when she graduates. jill has a few talents, including dancing and the activity she is engaging in in the picture. jill can party, and she doesnt pass out. no matter what i do, i wont forget jill siter. (added 02/04/04)

torey bryant - a gangsta and a gentleman, tobewan handles his business at virginia tech. torey is the model student. he does all his work, goes to all his classes, and parties conservatory. Torey is like a third roommate, because he spends more time in 3026 than any other room. torey is down for just about anything, thats why he’s a good friend. torey reps lorton and when all is said and done, the only superstar from lorton, virginia will be torey bryant. notice this picture, torey is not a cartoon character, but i decided to animate him just for the hell of it. (added 02/04/04)

raven cauthon - rave is my girl, ever since hershey park and mike kratz. this girl is sweet as ever, and she will always be beautiful. for some reason, i always forgot raven’s number and had to ask her every time i saw her. with raven in this picture is her boyfriend, pat (see above). patrick is a good man, if he can stay close to such a good girl for so long. raven is the only girl i know who can use eye and lip in the same sentence me and rave have enjoyed a few activities together including mr. o’s class, and oklahoma. rave goes to PSU Altoona but will soon be transfering to main campus in the near future. (added 02/04/04)

giana joelle malak - this my queen. i only met this girl as a senior in high school, but i bonded with her pretty well. i love sittin and talkin to giana, cuz i can say anything i want, even if its crude. one day, i will ask this girl to marry me, but i gotta get her out of the carolinas! come to VA baby! giana goes to NC state (a new ACC rival), and she is a member of the Carolina Hurricanes Storm Squad! giana defines a new level of sexy with her body and mind. she encompasses so much, that the element of predictability is enhanced, but in a good way. every encounter with giana is an exciting one. she digs a mager league backrub too. (added 02/04/04)

jason spangler (pimp juice) - jason is the kid who gets laid more than anyone at virginia tech. although his hurley hat is pretty gay, the ladies still seem to flock. i met jason on day one of virginia tech. i went into his room because i saw a hot girl in there (at right). unfortunately it was his young sister. haha. jason is a crazy kid, and he likes to have a good time. jason is a zeta psi brother and sometimes he invites his pritchard boys to parties. also, if you are walking around blacksburg, you might hear a loud noise, its probably jason’s car. it seems that every month, jason has a new car at tech. jason also rooms with brandon, so i give him props for that. jason is also a good customer for file sharing. if virginia tech knew how much data is transfered from 3026 to 3023 pritchard, they would probably make us pay their internet bill.
anyway, jason is a good kid, and hes smart too. hes a pimp too. (added 03/17/04)

brittany watkins - a very sexy girl, brittany loves to party. i met her in friday morning psychology recitation and she was always pretty drowsy lookin. we hated our teacher cuz she was a foreigner who didnt know how to teach. i dont got much to say about brittany cept that she likes to beat me up a lot, like in this picture (added 03/25/04)

whoz bluez - consisting of the coolest musicians in the delaware valley, this quartet of pimps partys and plays music at any bar or club. tony plays keyboard and provides comedy for the audience. one night i counted 14 beers and 26 cigarettes. he didnt miss one note tho. next is hammer! hammer is a true engineer of beats, making sure that the band keeps rockin all night long. sammy connects with the ladies in the room with his deep bass vibes. and the biggest boozer of them all is bruce. although he may seem like only a “cover girl” of the band, he actually plays good chords, and sings well. overall the who’z bluez band is crucial to entertainment in the philadelphia area. (added 03/25/04)

kevin turner - this is my boy. me and kev have known each other since 3rd grade, sitting in line waiting for school to start (SMACKS). all through brandywine wallace, we were best friends. kev is the only guy who i can non-verbally communicate with from a long distance, and he knows exactly what im thinkin. kev and i had some of our best laughs making fun of allison hemphill in 11th grade chemistry. we also had good laughs talking about a certain “golden” girl. kev is a freshman at penn state, and this is his girlfriend. kevin turner will probably be my best friend for life. (added 03/25/04)

erik roberts - erik is a good old boy, from the great state of … new hampshire? nah, erik was born in oklahoma, and he resembles a grimey, careless bastard sometimes. he spends more time in my room than i do, but his “peter griffen” innuendos make me laugh, so its ok. i have more pictures of erik passed out that i do of my own mother. (re-added 03/25/04)